Sunday, February 21, 2010

"I'm a put them in there... like so"

Maybe my brain is falling apart but I think this man may have the most entertaining voice inflection shifts ever. I'm not sure why though.


And to help the world understand my madness, I will give the real reason why I came across this strange voiced videoneer:

I am almost entirely sure that these are the cause for the secret cancer that is slowly killing everyone born in the 80s.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Holy shit, and you think life is unfair...

this crazy fuck goes bat shit crazy because his mother pulls the cord from playing World of Warsuck.....fellow gamers....don't be this guy....please don't be this guy.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

ZEF SIDE!

I can't tell if they are serious or what. Apparently Die Antwoord is popular... somewhere. At least this video isn't as horrifying as the last one. Still NSFW because of severe need of better restraint. You'll see. Oh how you'll see. Enjoy.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Words Cannot Describe

This is quite definitely the most confusing thing I have seen in a long time. I would attempt to describe what is so wrong with the vid but... but... just roll the fucking clip. You'll see. (NSFW 1. because of a lot of cursing and a scantily clad albino 2. because everyone at work will think you are totally fucked off your head forever after seeing you watch this)

Friday, February 12, 2010

SWEET ZOMBIE FLASH GAME

Infectinator

Basically you have to infect the world town by town with zomboids. For the most part, all you do is choose where to pop-off the initial infection in each town and then you watch your zed words wreak havoc. That said, it is AWESOME. There is a whole upgrade system for both the mouse pointer and the actual zombies and you really start to feel the strategy of perfectly timing your click to infect the most people. Seriously, play this game.

*Did I forget to mention: infect certain "key figures" and you get to drop boss infected from that point forward. The person defending New York is almost as awesome as the boss you get for infecting him.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I'll teach you to eat lightning...






On a much sadder note.....i found out there's an American Ninja 5.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Worst Parenting Ever?


Or best parenting ever?

New Hot Chip Albm

And you guys know how much I love Hot Chip. Well, maybe not, but they have a new album out anyways.

Sweet video for their first single as well, but wait, what? No embedding!? Garbage. Well here's the link:

Monday, February 1, 2010

FF Raps

So a mixtape came out recently in the spirit of combinations (such as DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album). This time its not Jay-Z and the Beetles. This is rap (from a handful of different people) + FFVII theme songs. The idea wasn't that impressive initially, but I decided to glance at the page and got way too hype over the mix of the FF battle music and M.O.P.'s Ante Up. Its worth at least 30 seconds of listening assuming that you are enough of a fan of FF to recognize its music (being a rap fan is an added bonus).

Ice Cream Paintjob (an annoying song) + the Gold Saucer theme (also an annoying song) work goddamn well together.


Shit, I need to be asleep. Life just shouldn't give me a reason to photoshop.