I Know What You Like!

Haha, seems that I have the upper hand now. Peta (you'll never read this), Fabian (you probably won't either), we now have an opening for social and mental domination of the wester world.

Go to this blog:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Sigh, videos are hard to post...

So originally I was trying to put up a video of the hottest new T.V. show from the greatest artistic mind of our time. That failed. So now I will just link you to the show's site. If at all possible, watch the trailer for the pilot. I am sure you will be impressed. Especially Marcello. To get you excited for the show, here is an excerpt from the show's synopsis area:

"In the pilot, Mariana is obses about bugs in her apartment, Monica catches her boyfriend Den in bed with Patrick. Princess Penelope arrives and Darren sings the song with tenants for her. Richard becomes Princess Penelope's butler, handyman Ed prepares a birthday party for Bebe."

Check out the show: http://theneighborssitcom.com

Dr. Macdoo

$5 to anyone who can figure out the lyrics without resorting to google or other trickery.

It's All About Style

Laugh Out Loud

Chris Pirillo showing us the after effects of providing tech support for 15 hours straight.

Enjoy

Itsa Her, Holy Crap!

So that new young hotness, Natalie Mendoza (Juno in the Descent) is a figure from my teenage highschoolhood. She played the ever fleeting love interest of Dar, that's right: Dar, THE BEAST MASTER. I loved that show. 1. it had all sorts of goofy fantasy action and 2. it had all sorts of attractive women, such as, that new young hotness, Natalie Mendoza. Man I wish they would re-run Beastmaster, Hercules, and Xena. But not Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. Cuz that show sucked.

Cosplay Cross-Dressing Works Out for Everyone

Also, by the way...

holy shit:

Damn You Youtube

Awww man, I clicked on of the "now being watched" links on Youtube's homepage and it revealed a hidden Smash Bros character. I am happy about the character. But it just sucks. Be ever vigilant my brothers. Ever vigilant...

When did Cracked Magazine get funny again?

We all remember Cracked Magazine from our childhoods. It was a fairly standard Mad Magazine ripoff, with parodies of movies that seemed funny if you were a seven year old, and not a whole lot else.

Well, either they've picked up their game, or I've regressed to an infantile state, or both, because I have been reading their site and laughing my ass off.

Particular subjects of amusement?

The 5 Most Badass US Presidents

Excerpt:

When the 1828 election rolled around, a lot of people were terrified when they heard Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was running. If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a fucking lunatic.

[...]

On one occasion, he challenged a man named Charles Dickinson to a duel, (the reason behind it wasn't important, not to us and certainly not to Jackson), and Jackson was even kind enough to give Dickinson the first shot. We're gonna go ahead and repeat that: In a duel with pistols, Jackson politely volunteers to be shot at first. Dickinson happily obliged and shot Jackson, who proceeded to shake it off like it was a bee sting. When Jackson returned the favor, Dickinson was not so lucky, and that's why his face isn't on the twenty. The bullet, by the by, remained in Jackson's body for 19 years because, we assume, Jackson knew that time spent removing the bullets would just fall under the general category of "time not dueling," Jackson's least favorite category.

The Nine Manliest Names in the World

Excerpt:

#1.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The Name:
Holy shit! Just ... holy shit.

Fightmaster is the kind of name we all wish we were born with. And, the irony is that it's the one name that will prevent you from ever having to actually fight anybody. If you ever get into a scuffle at a bar, before the fists start swinging, people would pull the other guy back shouting, "No you fool! He's Max Fightmaster! Think about this for a second!"

Max Fightmaster. Holy shit.

Photoshop... mmmboy

So most people, when they see this picture they see a cute father and baby moment. Ahh the joys of parenting/babydom:





But I know what YOU saw and so did I. Here is what I see when I see this picture:

LEGEND OF HELL YEAH!

The best touch in my opinion is those crappy shirts they're all wearing. Those kinds of shirts were so big and very much sucked.

More random imagery

A part of me thinks I should perhaps contribute more than just odd pictures I saw online and thought were funny. But that part is being blissfully ignored by the part that finds stuff like this hilarious:

Addiction = Good?

So, as some of you may know, I have an addiction to avatar creators and free Korean MMOs (all of which are aimed at Asian teen-year-olds, sigh). Anyway, normally this leads me to the depths of human existance, but I found something pretty awesome, for once. It is called Rumble Fighter and I think it would be to your benefit to check it out.

http://rf.ogplanet.com/

It is not the game which will change your life, but it is definitely an online versus beat em up supporting up to 8 player matches. My aim is for it fulfill my asswhupping needs until Smash Bros. The one thing I will say, definitely go through all the tutorial stuff first because the tutorial is simple and understandable whereas trying to read the instructions is SOOOOO confusing.

One Question:

What the fuck broadcast tv?

That's where I first saw this mind you...

Dangerous Creatures

This looks kinda sweetness. Nice to see some inovative third-paty games.

http://kotaku.com/356944/wii-infested-with-deadly-creatures?autoplay=true

uh...HUH

This is in direct response (sorta) to Cyrus's post of how my life might have turned out. It COULD be true, but all my friends in high school and college were slackers not quirky/obsessive/smiley otakus. We also didn't have lush green fields anywhere near us. ALSO, I would NEVER have my hair be as long as those damn otakus, NEVER. THOUGH I will say that that girl was pretty cute and SHOCK looked hot in a school girl outfit. ANYWAY, large capitalized words aside, this is the one positive thing I got out of Cyrus's damn post.

Question...

So, I'd be lying if I said I knew anything about Death Metal, but is Dethklok based specifically on this band (Vader). I was watching some Zero Punctuation reviews and it led me to look up the Witcher which led me to the official Witcher music video by Vader. Maybe there are a lot of Death Metal guys who look just like Dethklok, but something was a little too eerily right about this.

Otaku are some weird folks

In another world, in another place, this could have been you Marcello

MGS fans

This is jaw dropping amazing, especially if you've played the game.

This pretty much sums up what I'll be like as a father...

Just read it, so I must...

It's Not Unusual!...oh wait, yes it is.

Bless you Tom Jones for setting a precedent for when I become famous.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/music-news-story/ar/_a/singers-chest-hair-insured-for-millions/20080206104209990001

Have I already posted about one of these?

Well if I did, fuck it. I have been randomly curious about what type of D&D character I would be if my personality was ported into the game. Here is the best stupid personality test for this I have found as well as the best one of those types of tests I have encountered. Be warned, it is long ass long.

http://easydamus.com/character.html

Check it out.

Colbert vs Stewart vs Conan

I didn't even know about this until about 5 minutes ago but it's pretty amazing and I believe it to be worth mentioning:

Peta and Marcello, GET ON IT!

Ok, I have a job for you two and your fancy netflix accounts. Screw every movie you ever wanted to see, I have a movie that needs to be at the top of one of your lists. The movie is called Hostile Environment in the US and Watership Warrior everywhere else. It is starring Brigitte Nielsen and balding strong man, Matthias Hues. I saw the beginning of it on either Telemundo or Telefutura. All I can say is: empty milk carton chase scene with exploding bullets. Please, Please get this movie.