No, I am serious. I jizzed in my pants.

I think my heart is aflutter with APB fanboyism. I know I praised STALKER (womp) and I praised Spore (womp), but seriously guys... seriously... just look at this game. This game makes me want to find a stray dog, groom and raise that dog, and then build a religion around it. It blows my mind how exciting this game looks.

For fully awesome madness check out:

The Official Site
and
The Official Fan Site

Once again, hail APB, hail Kitsune, and all praise be to Woofie.

JIZZED - IN - MY PANTS

Seriously guys... I don't ever think you will get me to even play this game. I will just be making my character forever... AND IT WILL BE SWEET!

"You could release this record today..."

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Ever felt like comic books made too much sense? LANTERN CORPS UUUUUNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!

And seriously, Dex-Starr is my new favorite comic book character... even if he is a cat... and his name is Dex-Starr.

We all knew cats were evil... but this evil?

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