I think it might be cool to be beheaded in a freak pickle jar opening accident, just because the investigators would totally be like "wtf," and then this one investigator would totally go "omg, I saw this happen on Oprah once," and all the investigators would be like "no wayz, someone was actually beheaded on Oprah," and he'd be all "well no, it was just a story about someone being beheaded or whatever," and then everyone would get way less excited and get back to work.
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