This man crossed the dog nation and he will never live it down

In commemoration of the new layout, here is something I stole from Q-Beezy's blog.

Zibbidy doo!

I played around with the format in trying to help us not go crazy with video and picture embedding stupidity.

Let's see how it works out.

We've all been at this very moment

When we freak the fuck out over something fucking incredible in Smash Bros, and scream out: "My dick is hard"...this just made me nostalgic.

Where's the PC games spokesman?

Ohh, there he is.... in the corner... slowly bleeding to death... from self-inflicted wrist wounds.

*grrrr how do you get this bitch-ass website to properly scale to the content being displayed? If I make a picture small then it's tiny. If it's big its HUGE. Medium sort of works but now the photos have stopped including links. And let's not even talk about Youtube embeds.

Can I has child abuze?

Cats are cute and all but their parenting hasn't progressed one step since 1958.

The Cutest Homophobia Ever

So, I am pretty sure that this talk is being run by the guys who normally run the sunday school at the hate-mongering Christian fundamentalist church. I'm not sure why. Maybe all the A-level teams had scheduling conflicts. Maybe homophobic extremists have an off-season and some gay rights legislation was strategically launched during that period. Whatever the cause, these guys just don't seem to be able to inspire the standard hate-rage. They never seem to get past cutesie "room full of pre-schoolers" rage.

Normally with homphobes, as with any other biggots, I am annoyed or angry, but these childish flounderings are just soooooooo cute.

p.s. when I saw this on SomethingAwful's Awfulvision, the page header was "Nuke a Gay Poop-Eating Whale for Jesus." I get the "for Jesus" and the "Poo-Eating" and the "Nuke" can be inferred but I am still looking for the "Whale." Help with this would be appreciated.

addition: regretfully, looking into this, Martin Ssempa and the anti-gay movement in Uganda is pretty vicious... Sigh, humanity, can't you let me laugh for one second before further saddening me.

Dynamars Corporation Information Kiosk - Now Online!

Try to imagine every that every single space station/giant space ship/futuristic space colony you have seen in a movie, read about in a comic book, or experienced in a video game was one location. Well not just that, but every problem of every one of those things is occurring in one location. Welcome to Ares station.

You can now, with great reading pleasure, experience what it is like to live as a crew member on Ares station via the updates such a person would have regular access to through information kiosks placed around the station.

Dynamars Corporation Information Kiosk Archive

These can be a little on the long side, but, when you have time to sit down and read one, it is very pleasant. I have only made it through the 4th entry, but it definitely seems to be much better if you read them in order. Alright gents, enjoy and I look forward to seeing you IN THE FUTURE-uture-ture-ture...