Just A Thought

I think it might be cool to be beheaded in a freak pickle jar opening accident, just because the investigators would totally be like "wtf," and then this one investigator would totally go "omg, I saw this happen on Oprah once," and all the investigators would be like "no wayz, someone was actually beheaded on Oprah," and he'd be all "well no, it was just a story about someone being beheaded or whatever," and then everyone would get way less excited and get back to work.

Meant to make this a while ago

And now that I've relearned a little flash, I know how.

Magic: How does that work?

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I'm gonna take down those motherfuckers:



And.....this is how he takes down the drug dealers:



And ends it in an epic battle:

A little reminder about how much society has done for us

Every once in a while I think it's good to find a way to remind myself how much humans are reliant upon our social evolution for survival. Forget living how we currently do, it'd take days or even weeks of work just to scrounge out the tools this guy used in making this little piece of bread, and even this super basic recipe took many lifetimes of learning to be created (makes you wonder how many people had to get sick to figure out how to remove the poison from yucca).

Anyway, it's all very humbling and makes me want to make sure that in my life time I can contribute some little smidgeon of something that will make people's lives more livable (in whatever form it may be).

Bad Lip Reading = Good Lip Reading

So, we've all probably seen "Gang Fight." That was awesome. But it goes to another level with "Asian Baby."