Apparently...

Beans are the most bad ass of all foods. You thought it was meat? Hell no! You thought it was hot peppers? Go fuck yourself! You thought it was energy drinks? You're hardly a human being at all!

Recently, I was researching beans when I discovered the truth about how hardcore-awesome beans really are. You think I'm Joshing you? Then I'm about to drop a hardcore shit on your life. Beans are nothing like you thought they were. Do you have some beans in your house? Do you? Do you have them right now? Well then get the fuck out of your house because those beans are probably about to go on a violent rampage and rape your sock drawer.

Here are some names for beans you thought were just regular-ass when, they are actually hard-ass:

Lima Beans - Madagascar, Prolific, Guffin, & Sugar!
Black Beans - Black Magic, Domino, Valentine, & Nighthawk!
Kidney Beans - Sierra, Maverick, & Othello!

Don't believe me!? Google that shit and then a giant fucking bean will adopt your ass and spank you like a baby!

The most popular Halloween costume this year:

Guy who got so drunk on vacation that he accidentally chopped his own arm off and continued partying

or...

Vietnam war vet with terrible dismemberment who is only able to find pleasure in his escapist hawaiian vacation

Halloween Test-o-Rama!

Testarosa? Umm, anyway. Can you identify 30 vampires in 30 seconds?



I got 17 (possibly 18 but I'm not sure about one).

WTF Japanese Television?

Why would you ever do this to another person?

Female athlete sets new shot put record at age 100

I'm hoping I'm not late to this party but I haven't posted in a long time and I love coming back to blow all your minds.

The Story:

"The oldest female athlete at the World Masters Games in Sydney has broken a world record in the shot put -- at the age of 100"


Pretty Impressive. Although not nearly as impressive as the people of the internet and what they could do with this fine photograph.

Tatsunoko vs. Capcom

It's not the fact that this game is awesome because it has Frank West from Dead Rising, Mega man, Tekkaman Blade and Ryu, but for monkey's sake...look at the damage they are doing..it's not just hits, but each hit is so epic, they deal...........BILLION DAMAGE!!!!!

That and Frank West has an awesome finisher.

More Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars News & Previews

Evolution of the Modern Epic

What, thought you was gonna get some pansy ass literature bullcrap!? Fuck no! Now have a taste of this and be a fucking man!!!



















This is from the APB Evolved forums... So APB has done 1 positive thing in my life. The last one is my own addition.

Probably the Strangest Thing You Will See Today... NSFW

So, a week or so ago, I was walking across Washington Square Park on my way to class. I was with a classmate and we saw a man, wearing Boba Fetts' helmet while playing French music on the accordion. As I happily gave the man some change, my classmate said, "he really knows his audience."

I feel like this man must also really know his audience. Because X-ed out Neo Geo owning single ladies who like a man with some meat on his bones are going to go crazy over this:

Russia's Got Talent......Face shooting talent

I was just thinking...

I really like movies where actors simply display a regular day in their lives. Their true lives. Here's my list:

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan the Barbarian
David Bowie - Labyrinth
Woody Harrelson - Zombieland (I haven't even seen it yet but sometimes you just know)
Marcello & Cyrus' Friendship - Akira (it could really go either way and regularly does as far as who is Kaneda and who is Tetsuo)
Tommy Wiseau - the Room

I dunno, I obviously couldn't think of any more after the first three, but you guys know what I mean. Help a brother out here. Add to the list.

"Do a barrel roll!"

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The manliest of Names

Top 10 manliest names ever:

1. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster (My favorite)
2. Manley Power
3. Rad Heroman
4. Magnus Ver Magnusson
5. Rockland Steel
6. Lt. Commander. Flex Plexico
7. Elliott Bonebrake (My second fave)
8. Batman Bin Suparman (this could be tied for second)
9. Optimus Prime (epic)
10. Rip Torn

POWER CHAIR!

"I was just like you once. Had Lupus. Was a 'person of interest' in a series of drive-thru window robberies. Then I got the Power Chair, and everything changed."