Friday, October 29, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Vindictus

I know some of us...not mentioning any names, so we'll call them Byrus and Dabian.....fell for APB and it eventually failed. I am all about friggin FREE these days, and came across this little gem. It's still in Beta, but it's pretty fun. No more turn based mmo, it's all live and reminds me of a Zelda-dynasty warriors environment. I encourage you guys to check it out. I'm waiting for the full version to come out..


http://vindictus.nexon.net/

Sunday, October 17, 2010

APB... for Free?

As would be expected there is a private server project up for APB. If you are interested, check it out. It appears to be setup in a way that even if you didn't buy the game, you should be able to download and play it. If you are so inclined, check it out.

The Sandwich of Jubilex

This is literally the ugliest "sandwich" I have ever seen. This is the type of sandwich you find in a D&D random encounter. Just to avoid having what appears to be a foot-long mutilated vagina at the top of Last Blog, I am just going to link to the video instead of embedding.

You enter a low-ceilinged dungeon. A couple of magical torches barely light the room leaving pools of unknowable darkness in the corners. In the middle of the room is an ancient stone table with emblems of eating utensils etched into the stone. In the middle of the table rests what appears to be a turkey hoagie. But, as you approach the sandwich, it's true nature becomes apparent. *Roll for fortitude*

As a far more appetizing image, I will close with this picture of Jubilex:

addition: Having barely survived your encounter with the Sandwich of Jubilex, a dessert demon materializes wielding a bowl of unknowable horror. Sugar pours from between his white-peppermint fangs as he cracks a smile. His shiny licorice jelly-bean eyes glimmer with cruel glee as he says "I hope you left room for dessert."

additional addition: *minor encounter* slimy lizard cake attacks

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I Should Be Working Right Now But...

I just couldn't remember how many ladles of chili go in a large dining-room purposed bowl. Sing it out for me man:

The Craziest Video I Have Seen All Week...

Is Lionel Richie's "Hello." What. The. Fuck.
Is he her high-school teacher? I get that the singing is in his head but what about the stalking... the vicious, vicious stalking? This is crazy on so many levels.

I am sure that I'm behind the times on this one, but you see things when you see them.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

"What's That Newfangled Mine-Raft Doohicky?"

"All the kids keep talking about it but I don't get it. Why would you need a raft in a mine? Is it flooded?"

"No grandpa, it's called Minecraft."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I don't get it."

So, if you are an internet junky like me (and I know you guys are at least a little) then you have at least heard about Minecraft. It's amazing. It is the newest most refined and addictive form of computer drug ever. It will suck your life away... In a good way... Sort of.

Well, it's an amazing game anyway. If you've heard of it but still don't get it, watch this interview. It explains everything.


Ok, I lied. That interview explains nothing. You should probably just check out the game for yourself. It's fantastic. Download it here then you can play for free. At the login screen just type nothing and hit "login" then "play offline." You can also buy a full account for $9 to have access to multiplayer, customizable player skins, and some other features too which I am not entirely sure of. Check it out first though. It will ruin you life bring you endless joy.

Monday, October 4, 2010