The Sandwich of Jubilex

This is literally the ugliest "sandwich" I have ever seen. This is the type of sandwich you find in a D&D random encounter. Just to avoid having what appears to be a foot-long mutilated vagina at the top of Last Blog, I am just going to link to the video instead of embedding.

You enter a low-ceilinged dungeon. A couple of magical torches barely light the room leaving pools of unknowable darkness in the corners. In the middle of the room is an ancient stone table with emblems of eating utensils etched into the stone. In the middle of the table rests what appears to be a turkey hoagie. But, as you approach the sandwich, it's true nature becomes apparent. *Roll for fortitude*

As a far more appetizing image, I will close with this picture of Jubilex:

addition: Having barely survived your encounter with the Sandwich of Jubilex, a dessert demon materializes wielding a bowl of unknowable horror. Sugar pours from between his white-peppermint fangs as he cracks a smile. His shiny licorice jelly-bean eyes glimmer with cruel glee as he says "I hope you left room for dessert."

additional addition: *minor encounter* slimy lizard cake attacks