..........TO clean HOUSE!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813871
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Do you love Naruto? Do you Love yourself?
Then combine your two filthy loves and draw yourself as a Naruto character. We are doing it. By we I mean Fabian and I (and maybe Marcello). Everybody should do it. Who doesn't want to be a ninja? Hurry up and start.
I can't hear you. No really I can't hear you drawing. OH MY GOD, I'VE GONE DEAF.
P.S. have you ever looked at the titles of various deodorants? They didn't have my usual plain stuff so I was reading the titles of various scents. I am pretty sure that women legally have to have sex with me when I have a scent like "After Hours." Or do you think it would be better to go with "Showtime." Oh wait, the best scent, "Hot Sex NOW WITH WOMEN."
I can't hear you. No really I can't hear you drawing. OH MY GOD, I'VE GONE DEAF.
P.S. have you ever looked at the titles of various deodorants? They didn't have my usual plain stuff so I was reading the titles of various scents. I am pretty sure that women legally have to have sex with me when I have a scent like "After Hours." Or do you think it would be better to go with "Showtime." Oh wait, the best scent, "Hot Sex NOW WITH WOMEN."
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Dear god no
I'm a fan of pranks, but good god. And it all started out so well. Check out this prank war:
http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:prankwar/articles
http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:prankwar/articles
Monday, April 28, 2008
I'm disappointed
So, somebody on facebook posted a link to a blog mirroring the "What White People Like" blog I posted a while back: the "What Educated Black People Like" blog. It has a couple good ones, but it lacks the voice that the white people blog has got down. Too bad.
Here's a link if you want it:
http://www.stuffebplike.com/
Here's a link if you want it:
http://www.stuffebplike.com/
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Just one of the best case mods ever
http://technabob.com/blog/2008/04/21/nes-system-built-into-game-cartridge/
coming from a techno geek who i salways into modding shit that doesn't need modding, this is liek christmas for me. We have come a long way form having our big grey box of a NES console to this. Worth a looksee
coming from a techno geek who i salways into modding shit that doesn't need modding, this is liek christmas for me. We have come a long way form having our big grey box of a NES console to this. Worth a looksee
Go I love you Japan.....a million times over
Just when I thought they were gonna take a hiatus from crazy apparati....they go ahead and blow our minds with this:
http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/22/urinal-elephants-invade-japan/
http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/22/urinal-elephants-invade-japan/
Monday, April 21, 2008
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Vogue Slang of the Gods
The New York vogue scene is a little out there to an outsider. Its a strange mix of guys doing their best to be feminine while still being aggressive and territorial guys. I guess that's not that odd. What's odd is that you feel like it should be different, but, as with most things, its the same.
Anyways, they have some of the best fucking slang in the universe. Thanks to VBS.TV (a solid site) for this:
Give Tens: To vote for a dancer to move on to the next battle. "Gimme my tens, Jacques!"
Chop: To chop someone out of the competition. Don't get chopped!
HIYA: Like a karate chop. This is the word you yell in someone's face when you chop them. (You have to say it like you're Miss Piggy.)
Catch: Means the same thing as Snaps! Zing! or Singe! "Your makeup looks like you got it done at Mac. Catch!"
Over or Done: Amazing. Pronounce it "ovah." "That pose was ovah. That Ninja is DONE tonight."
Sitting: Flawless beauty, outfit, and presence. "Queen, you are SITTING in that new dress."
White Woman: Opulence vibes. "We ate at Balthazar last night. It was so White Woman."
Bangicunt: Around the way girl (the girl next door, LL Cool J style). "That bangicunt is looking Judy."
You look Judy: Not the shiniest pearl on the rosary. You're a dog, basically.
Bambi: A babe, a "10."
I don't see her: When you don't like someone (gender doesn't apply here;everyone is a "her"), you don't "see" her.
Late vibe: Bad shit (rain, cops, etc.) "Those cops brought the late vibe to this party. Flash, girl."
Flash: Beat it. Get out.
Get out of it: Shut up!
Cunt: Very bitchy or very feminine. "He's cunty," depending on how it's said, can be an insult or a compliment.
Tick-tick-boom: Crazy. "That bangicunt is tick-tick-boom. She went loose after she got chopped"
Fierce: BAD bad, not GOOD bad. "Jay from America's Next Top Model is fucking FIERCE."
Reading, or trying: Clowning someone. (As in what I just did to Jay.)
Key: To have fun. "Let's key at the Clubhouse tonight."
Feeling it: When you think it's your world but it's really not. "That queen is really feeling it. We weren't even in her realm."
Rest: Stop. "Rest with that jealousy, girl. Just relax. Rest." (I like this one because it's so embarrassing when someone tells you to rest. There's no comeback for that.)
Resting: When you're dressed so well, you put everyone else's outfit to rest. Kind of like sitting.
Perm: Reading someone. "My boss was perming me today for being late."
Entendre Perm: Extra perming. "I got fired today. Entendre Perm!"
Anyways, they have some of the best fucking slang in the universe. Thanks to VBS.TV (a solid site) for this:
Give Tens: To vote for a dancer to move on to the next battle. "Gimme my tens, Jacques!"
Chop: To chop someone out of the competition. Don't get chopped!
HIYA: Like a karate chop. This is the word you yell in someone's face when you chop them. (You have to say it like you're Miss Piggy.)
Catch: Means the same thing as Snaps! Zing! or Singe! "Your makeup looks like you got it done at Mac. Catch!"
Over or Done: Amazing. Pronounce it "ovah." "That pose was ovah. That Ninja is DONE tonight."
Sitting: Flawless beauty, outfit, and presence. "Queen, you are SITTING in that new dress."
White Woman: Opulence vibes. "We ate at Balthazar last night. It was so White Woman."
Bangicunt: Around the way girl (the girl next door, LL Cool J style). "That bangicunt is looking Judy."
You look Judy: Not the shiniest pearl on the rosary. You're a dog, basically.
Bambi: A babe, a "10."
I don't see her: When you don't like someone (gender doesn't apply here;everyone is a "her"), you don't "see" her.
Late vibe: Bad shit (rain, cops, etc.) "Those cops brought the late vibe to this party. Flash, girl."
Flash: Beat it. Get out.
Get out of it: Shut up!
Cunt: Very bitchy or very feminine. "He's cunty," depending on how it's said, can be an insult or a compliment.
Tick-tick-boom: Crazy. "That bangicunt is tick-tick-boom. She went loose after she got chopped"
Fierce: BAD bad, not GOOD bad. "Jay from America's Next Top Model is fucking FIERCE."
Reading, or trying: Clowning someone. (As in what I just did to Jay.)
Key: To have fun. "Let's key at the Clubhouse tonight."
Feeling it: When you think it's your world but it's really not. "That queen is really feeling it. We weren't even in her realm."
Rest: Stop. "Rest with that jealousy, girl. Just relax. Rest." (I like this one because it's so embarrassing when someone tells you to rest. There's no comeback for that.)
Resting: When you're dressed so well, you put everyone else's outfit to rest. Kind of like sitting.
Perm: Reading someone. "My boss was perming me today for being late."
Entendre Perm: Extra perming. "I got fired today. Entendre Perm!"
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Thoughts about the Akira live-action film
Ok, so I have accepted certain things... others, not so much. If they want to be American dousche-bags and shift the location to the U.S. - fine, we all saw it coming. They want Joseph Gordon-Levitt to play one of the main characters - fine, even if he is a little old, he is a good actor.
But wait... Leonardo DiCaprio... He has no place in this film, especially not as a lead anyway. He is fucking 33. He CANNOT play a highschooler. Plus, I went to look up his wikipedia page and I realized the number one reason he cannot play Kaneda. You cannot have the same actor play a highschooler and Theordore Roosevelt, in the same year. Just can't happen. It's morally wrong.
But wait... Leonardo DiCaprio... He has no place in this film, especially not as a lead anyway. He is fucking 33. He CANNOT play a highschooler. Plus, I went to look up his wikipedia page and I realized the number one reason he cannot play Kaneda. You cannot have the same actor play a highschooler and Theordore Roosevelt, in the same year. Just can't happen. It's morally wrong.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Behold the symphony of the future....
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760139
By future.......i mean when crazy Japanese kids take over every process of life...leaving us eternity to catch up to their example.
and for shits and giggles: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810755
By future.......i mean when crazy Japanese kids take over every process of life...leaving us eternity to catch up to their example.
and for shits and giggles: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810755
Monday, April 7, 2008
I love you photoshop
I am pretty sure that in hell there will be a special place for me where I just have to photo shop body hair and penises onto pictures of beautiful women. Until then:
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Best and Worst April Fools Joke ever!!
its a start.....they can do soo much with this series....but at the same time, there's this inherent fear of failure..........
Saturday, April 5, 2008
The best outdoor party solution ever!
http://www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de/trekking-mahlzeiten-online-shop/
produkte/Zwischenmahlzeiten_507/Cheeseburger_in_der_Dose_4641.html
Damn you Marcello and your awesome Danish heritage.....nowhere else would i be jealous of a product like this.......actually no...the idea is awesome....but the shelf life scares me......
produkte/Zwischenmahlzeiten_507/Cheeseburger_in_der_Dose_4641.html
Damn you Marcello and your awesome Danish heritage.....nowhere else would i be jealous of a product like this.......actually no...the idea is awesome....but the shelf life scares me......
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
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