Ahhh Romance

Sometimes...

That's just where you're at and you can't figure it out to save the world.

You Will Tastes What Dominate, The Story of Greatsnis?

Product Features 1. The shape design of "Warrior" monster, larruping, more horror and more excited in to game. 2. USB port, combine USB 1.0/USB 2.0, support hot inserting and drawing, once insert it, use it. 3. Support Win98/WinMe/Win2000/Win XP/Vista/Win7 System, 32/64 CPU. 4. Support over Driect 7.0 edition, support PC power feedback game. 5. Transfer digital and simulate model arbitrarily, supper strong dual vibration function. 6. Durble strong form grip, sharp edges drive focus. 7. Multi-axis high sensotivity joy sticks, harsh faces come with biting for the loser. 8. Dead-eyes stare knows your deepest secrets, neon-light ups action. 9. Re-mobile mask, hide identitys during night stabbing spree. 10. Victory skill assurd by high nameless olds, three-month warranty garantee. 11. Duraflex heavy duty cable, proper length self-renumeration post victory. 12. Non-slipping button surfaces.

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Dear Parkour: Thanks

Gaming. While. Blind.

That's intense. I can't even imagine how much work/dedication it would take. Props are given and righteously so.

Steamlands: Steam Punk+Tanks

So every once in a while I check out Nitrome.com because they tend to make interesting little flash games with a bit-y art style. Well, a couple days ago I was pleasantly surprised to find this super awesome game, Steamlands.

In many ways Nitrome does not stray too far from its already strong formula for games but I find Steamlands to be especially awesome. It's nothing too complex. Basically you are an engineer in post-apocalyptic 1800s England and you are driving around a tank/armed building which you use to fight land pirates (so, pretty much nerd-gasm). Gameplay involves chugging along on a 2D sidescrolling battlefield, adding armor and guns to your hulking tower of destruction and completing various objectives such as destroying enemy tanks or collecting specific guns/tank parts. It's simple elegant fun.

Check it out. I've been playing a level here and there over the past few days and I've really enjoyed it.

Addition: and in case you would've been deterred by costs, everything on Nitrome is always free. You don't even have to register (truthfully I don't even know if you can register).

What the f-AWESOME

Seriously!? How is this even remotely a real story?