At 42 Seconds...

You can literally see this man decide that he is going to go with his pedo-feelings.

South-Asian Dude: "I'm already there bro."

So Q, via twitter, introduced me to the whole Rebecca Black, "Friday" thing (which may very well be the single greatest piece of music and art that has ever existed). That led me to this article. So basically, this company, Ark Music Factory, is signing all these young girls to do pop-type musical stuff. A handful of the songs have music videos and... well... PEDO-VIIIIIBES.

Seriously, I feel uncomfortable--so, so uncomfortable--about these videos. At first I wanted to say, "no, it's okay. These are just being marketed as silly little things for pre-middle school girls." You watch Rebecca Black's "Friday" (again, pure musical genius) and you definitely get that sense.

And if you want to feel okay about life then you stop there. *Sigh* I never feel okay about life so...

Okay. Okay. She looks like maybe she is a little older so the sex-vibes they are filling the video with aren't too bad right?

Uhhhhhhh. Alright...

OH COME THE FUCK ON.

Really though? These videos are totally insane. I mean, a song about wanting to get out of the spotlight and live a regular life... by Kanye; now that's okay. A song about wanting to get out of the spotlight and live a regular life, by a 10 year old; that is just damn-disturbing (twice as disturbing as darn-disturbing).

And it's not just the semi-sexual visuals or lyrics; there is something else that is tying these videos together like a disturbing ribbon of pure disturbing. This dude:

Sorry, let me clarify. This dude:

"Officer, I swear. Those girls draped all over me could've potentially been 18."

Now honestly, he's probably just one more exploited sucker like all these little girls but WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, THEY'RE LIKE THIRTEEN AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING 35.

I don't know. I guess the utter madness of all this has worn my brain out and deprived me of a proper closing for this. The only thing I can guess is that the people behind Ark Music Factory saw the following video but didn't realize it wasn't serious.