OH SNAP SON!!! I forgot all about this.

Crap, they disabled embedding...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xhIBbXnE8

Two Words: In*Tense

or something like that

Sort of like being at the birth of the universe...

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Human Rights Violations: Japan

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PSAs are getting so much more confusing these days

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR HAIRCUT, AND FUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BASKETBALL TEAM.

So as far as I understand it, this is a music video about how Satan convinces people not to get jobs.

Dio |MTV Music

My own personal montage is to "When Doves Cry"

To commemorate all the crazy awesome games that are out right now which I am playing not enough of (because I am currently working on my grad school apps) and playing too much of (because I am currently working on my grad school apps) as well as to commemorate me working on my grad school apps (because I am currently working on my grad school apps), here are some inspiring video montages:

All the crazy fucking games you should be keeping your eye out for.

Fallout 3 (Oct 28th)
First listing just for you Sam. I've been playing through the first Fallout and it is damn good once you pickup enough momentum to really do it.
http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/21981

Mother 3 (IN ENGLISH!!)
The fan translation is almost done. If you haven't played the original Earthbound, aka Mother 2, then you should check it out. It's sort of off beat Japanese humor + psychich children and aliens. Good times. But definitely grab both. The translation patch is going to be released in the next week or so, so either torrent the ROM or talk to me and I can hook you up.
http://mother3.fobby.net/

Left 4 Dead (Nov 18th)
Now, you guys have probably been hearing me crap myself over this game for a while. It's nearly time. If you don't know about this, let me explain in a simple phrase: MUTATED RABIES STRAIN ZOMBIES. It is gonna be scary, but it will also promise for some really good times with friends. It's all online co-operative play (do I hear blog event), so if you don't have Steam, dl it (for free) and then get L4D when it comes out so we can all watch each other cry and scream about zombies as we play.
http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/8397

Dead Space (Oct 20th or Oct 14th if you are stupid Marcello with a PS3)
Now I'm not traditionally a fan of horror games because I am a pansy, but this game just looks damn solid. Just hearing the developer commentary sounds good. They aren't trying to break the mold, they just seem to be making a solid game. Check it out.
http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/20429

Guess that's all for now.

We need to reinvigorate this fucking blog. Reinvigorate it with ice blocks.

A perfet man! An unbeatable machine! Hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom!

Please allow me to direct your attention, if I may, to THE PROTOMEN!!

THE PROTOMEN!! are a band dedicated to creating rock operas. But not just any rock operas. Rock operas about Mega Man.

Oh yes.

http://www.myspace.com/theprotomen

I was actually a professional consultant for this article

http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/19/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/

I'd say that there are a couple of important notes that the author left out. 1. Based on size and weight, children make excellent projectiles and 2. children's top-heavy nature make them excellent mace or ball and chain style melee weapons for use against a larger number of adversaries.

China has finally run out of space........

Go to the following link and you will the highest in law enforcement.....the best of the best.....

http://chinadaily.com.cn/olympics/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20080703/000802ab4a6309d6895613.jpg

Where's a power cherry when you need one?

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Dragonforce!!!!

They're like 7 pounds of awesome in a 6 pound bag. Although I did expect them to be a little more hard core....not like Gwar hardcore, but i mean, still dress the part, but we know we all love them...

"Listen up, 'cause I am only gonna say this once"

Rule of four?

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The Rule of Three

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Those f'ing guesses always suck

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When's the last time we had an awesome party... Fabe, I'm looking at you

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This is where I picked up all of my hot moves

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Final Post of the Posting Spree!

Video Game Epicosity!

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1000% YES

Just when you thought Japan had the copyright on crazy...

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I love you, Derrick Comedy

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Six young lives ruined, and I'm still laughing.

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It's been too long.

I obviously can't blog nearly any now with my job and everything. It makes me sad. I was finding so many links... Ahhh memories



And yes, that giant puppet is peeing.

I AM MURLOC!

For anyone who has spent mindless hours playing WoW (World of Warcraft for the Nerdacious un-hip), you will love this......for the rest...it is mildly enjoyable.

I Bring you "I am Murloc" by L70ETC (Level 70 Elite Tauren Captain)

Balls, Bath tubs, and Toilets.......typical sunday for me....

http://www.eventoworld.com/

It has been a life long dream to own a few of these products from this site....peeps....check it out and have fun...i say we buy some of these products and race it up and down DC...terrorizing society in our own weird way.

Poignant political commentary

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/443779

Awesome Gaiden Indeed

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/445123

For the upscale Kegger......rock on sir....rock on...

http://www.gnr8.biz/product_info.php?products_id=797

More guitar hero crack!

Possibly the best promo i've seen out of any game......i just want the guy on the mic to follow me around and any create a song out of every action i perform.....you know you do too...........

How Guitar Hero Works on the DS

Ooops, forgto a link to *deep breath* THE GREATEST GAME IN THE WORLD EVER AND STUFF!

http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php

Double Post...WOOT!

Being Friday the 13th, this suddenly spooked me:


"Metro riders should avoid the Red Line this morning or be prepared for major delays as emergency crews have put out a small fire along the tracks near Dupont Circle. Trains are single-tracking around the smoke, and customers can expect delays of more than 60 minutes. The incident began at 7:24 a.m."


7+2+4= 13........anybody else weirded out?

Thought for Rock

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7446552.stm


This was awesome....think about it people...settling the harshest of crisis debates with musical thoughts...of ROCK!

Leave it to those wiley English bastards to develop something like this. What else are they gonna do over there? It's fish and chip, tea, and the abilty to create music with your thoughts.....really boring, boring country...

THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE

This is Rose & Camellia. It's set in the 19th century. You play a woman. You slap other women. That's it.

Telemadness - 1987

Truthfully, I feel as if this could not have happened during my lifetime. Where would music be without cocaine?

Bro Rape

Konichiwa Bitches......Konichiwa

You have to check this out when you have a minute

See the rest of the series at http://waverlyfilms.com/
Look under "our work" and then "shorts"

The Question So Powerful That Nobody Has Truly Tried To Answer It

The question is obvious and straightforward. We have asked ourselves, but who has truly sat down and hashed out the most epic of battles. Chuck Norris -- Macgyver.

I mean really though. I feel like this question deserves a panel at a university or something. Sure sure, Chuck Norris had all the hype, but under the hype, under the beard fist, could he really tangle with logic so powerful that it bitchslaps logic and then takes it out for a nice sit-down dinner? I don't know.

Also, I feel like Mac deserves an equivalent of Chuck Norris facts. Not Macgyver facts, but something which would truly allow his powers of charisma and duct tape to shine. Maybe a Macgyver problem-solution site. That seems right. I think it is pretty obvious where my vote is cast.

Mobile Terror

http://www.autobloggreen.com/2008/05/31/firebreathing-electric-wheelchair-the-answer-to-a-question-nob/



Holy crap....i'd be watching for the more mobile citizens of the world.....they could just sneak up on ya with this crazy contraption

The world just doesn't understand the Donk

It's just not fair. No one understands and nobody wants to understand. Just look at that guy. He's the hardest working mother fucker in the game. HE IS WEARING A FUCKING TIE AND HE IS FUCKING NAKED. Who does that shit man. He just wants everybody to know he is professional and shit. "Why are you throwing a fucking barrel?" Man fuck you. FUCK YOUR MOM. Everybody is always all out there, trying to put the Donk down. He just wants a piece. He doesn't even want the whole thing. He is a big fucking monkey. LET THE DONK HAVE A PIECE. He just wants that cup of coffee, but you aren't gonna let him have it. THAT COFFEE FELL OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY. It's not like you paid for it. You bastard. You shit-bastard. Man, fuck all you guys, the Donk is whatsup.

this has been a message paid for by The People's Association for Fucking All of You Guys, the Donk Is Whatsup.

Mmmmboy, now that's my type of woman

Probably NSFW, but amazing

Holy Shit - Epicglorious

Since nothing has been posted in a little

FINE! Hope you're happy you FUGLY bastard!

Or how I acquiesced to Cyrus's demands.



Now I need to use my damn scanner at work...and draw arms and legs...and the double daggers he uses.

Ok, so maybe not the best bionic eagle, but it does have fiber optic feathers

I feel like I should have used more chainsaws in this picture.

Is it better or worse that my photoshop art is looking better than my handrawn stuff?

Fine Then You Jerks

Nobody wants to draw and post their stuff huh? I cannot even hear any excuses about not having a scanner or not having the right type of pencils or not having limbs. No. I will just have to draw one for each of you and make up powers and such. I hate you all and I'm gonna show it.

Also photoshop + whim = this:

This has to be the most epic experience ever

Ok, so this came out of nowhere, but somebody made a flash game which amounts up to the most epic thing I have ever experienced. Everything about it is amazing. I picked it up and I spent the last two days playing it from start to end. You have to play this game. At least just clear out 5 minutes to try it. You won't be disappointed.

http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php

I'll be the first then.

Get drawing fools. I'm serious.

Gordon Freeman comes to the Mushroom Kingdom

..........TO clean HOUSE!



http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813871

Do you love Naruto? Do you Love yourself?

Then combine your two filthy loves and draw yourself as a Naruto character. We are doing it. By we I mean Fabian and I (and maybe Marcello). Everybody should do it. Who doesn't want to be a ninja? Hurry up and start.

I can't hear you. No really I can't hear you drawing. OH MY GOD, I'VE GONE DEAF.

P.S. have you ever looked at the titles of various deodorants? They didn't have my usual plain stuff so I was reading the titles of various scents. I am pretty sure that women legally have to have sex with me when I have a scent like "After Hours." Or do you think it would be better to go with "Showtime." Oh wait, the best scent, "Hot Sex NOW WITH WOMEN."

We Found One

Dear god no

I'm a fan of pranks, but good god. And it all started out so well. Check out this prank war:

http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:prankwar/articles

I'm disappointed

So, somebody on facebook posted a link to a blog mirroring the "What White People Like" blog I posted a while back: the "What Educated Black People Like" blog. It has a couple good ones, but it lacks the voice that the white people blog has got down. Too bad.

Here's a link if you want it:
http://www.stuffebplike.com/

A MILLION DOLLARS!

For all the ladies on the blog?

I mean...yeah just watch.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzgGUW__9Jo

Just one of the best case mods ever

http://technabob.com/blog/2008/04/21/nes-system-built-into-game-cartridge/

coming from a techno geek who i salways into modding shit that doesn't need modding, this is liek christmas for me. We have come a long way form having our big grey box of a NES console to this. Worth a looksee

Go I love you Japan.....a million times over

Just when I thought they were gonna take a hiatus from crazy apparati....they go ahead and blow our minds with this:

http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/22/urinal-elephants-invade-japan/

The Scariest Shit You Will Ever See, Ever

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Bloodsport - the Freshmaker

Even Captain Planet has his Off Days

INDUBITABLY!

Vogue Slang of the Gods

The New York vogue scene is a little out there to an outsider. Its a strange mix of guys doing their best to be feminine while still being aggressive and territorial guys. I guess that's not that odd. What's odd is that you feel like it should be different, but, as with most things, its the same.

Anyways, they have some of the best fucking slang in the universe. Thanks to VBS.TV (a solid site) for this:

Give Tens: To vote for a dancer to move on to the next battle. "Gimme my tens, Jacques!"

Chop: To chop someone out of the competition. Don't get chopped!

HIYA: Like a karate chop. This is the word you yell in someone's face when you chop them. (You have to say it like you're Miss Piggy.)

Catch: Means the same thing as Snaps! Zing! or Singe! "Your makeup looks like you got it done at Mac. Catch!"

Over or Done: Amazing. Pronounce it "ovah." "That pose was ovah. That Ninja is DONE tonight."

Sitting: Flawless beauty, outfit, and presence. "Queen, you are SITTING in that new dress."

White Woman: Opulence vibes. "We ate at Balthazar last night. It was so White Woman."

Bangicunt: Around the way girl (the girl next door, LL Cool J style). "That bangicunt is looking Judy."

You look Judy: Not the shiniest pearl on the rosary. You're a dog, basically.

Bambi: A babe, a "10."

I don't see her: When you don't like someone (gender doesn't apply here;everyone is a "her"), you don't "see" her.

Late vibe: Bad shit (rain, cops, etc.) "Those cops brought the late vibe to this party. Flash, girl."

Flash: Beat it. Get out.

Get out of it: Shut up!

Cunt: Very bitchy or very feminine. "He's cunty," depending on how it's said, can be an insult or a compliment.

Tick-tick-boom: Crazy. "That bangicunt is tick-tick-boom. She went loose after she got chopped"

Fierce: BAD bad, not GOOD bad. "Jay from America's Next Top Model is fucking FIERCE."

Reading, or trying: Clowning someone. (As in what I just did to Jay.)

Key: To have fun. "Let's key at the Clubhouse tonight."

Feeling it: When you think it's your world but it's really not. "That queen is really feeling it. We weren't even in her realm."

Rest: Stop. "Rest with that jealousy, girl. Just relax. Rest." (I like this one because it's so embarrassing when someone tells you to rest. There's no comeback for that.)

Resting: When you're dressed so well, you put everyone else's outfit to rest. Kind of like sitting.

Perm: Reading someone. "My boss was perming me today for being late."

Entendre Perm: Extra perming. "I got fired today. Entendre Perm!"

Thoughts about the Akira live-action film

Ok, so I have accepted certain things... others, not so much. If they want to be American dousche-bags and shift the location to the U.S. - fine, we all saw it coming. They want Joseph Gordon-Levitt to play one of the main characters - fine, even if he is a little old, he is a good actor.

But wait... Leonardo DiCaprio... He has no place in this film, especially not as a lead anyway. He is fucking 33. He CANNOT play a highschooler. Plus, I went to look up his wikipedia page and I realized the number one reason he cannot play Kaneda. You cannot have the same actor play a highschooler and Theordore Roosevelt, in the same year. Just can't happen. It's morally wrong.

Link versus Starfox....epic....truly epic...

Fuuuck, when has the ukelele ever been this cool?

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The precepts of society don't touch on this one so I don't know how I should feel

NSFW Gold!

Legend of the Hidden Temple: The College Years

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OMG, Please don't watch this at work

Behold the symphony of the future....

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760139


By future.......i mean when crazy Japanese kids take over every process of life...leaving us eternity to catch up to their example.


and for shits and giggles: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1810755

I love you photoshop

I am pretty sure that in hell there will be a special place for me where I just have to photo shop body hair and penises onto pictures of beautiful women. Until then:

Best and Worst April Fools Joke ever!!

its a start.....they can do soo much with this series....but at the same time, there's this inherent fear of failure..........

The best outdoor party solution ever!

http://www.trekking-mahlzeiten.de/trekking-mahlzeiten-online-shop/
produkte/Zwischenmahlzeiten_507/Cheeseburger_in_der_Dose_4641.html


Damn you Marcello and your awesome Danish heritage.....nowhere else would i be jealous of a product like this.......actually no...the idea is awesome....but the shelf life scares me......

ALSO AWESOME

AWESOME

Yay, double post

And I quote "a truly incredible martial arts film"

More Like, Best Movie Scenes Ever

Save Yourself From the Bazooka Anarchy (the game)

I love you video game name generator. You never cease to amaze. Especially when you inspire.

http://www.tigsource.com/features/vgng/index.html

This is cute and frightening at the same time

This child is either a certified genius or was punished horribly to perfect this routine.........wow Asia.....just wow.....

The Dark Knight

Hopefully most of you (if not all of you) are looking forward to the upcoming sequel to Batman Begins known as The Dark Knight. The latest trailer for the film was definitely a well put together 2 mins and some seconds of footage. It can be viewed here:



Even if you have seen it before, it's worth refreshing your memory and having another look before moving on to the brilliant re-creation of the epic trailer which can be seen right here:

(seriously guys, do not click on this until you've checked out the original, it's much more enjoyable that way)

Breakthrough in medical science

Four Word Suggestion

BRISTLE BOT GRAND PRIX!!!!!

Just a funny fact

So, in the neverending sinkhole that is my life (way to go Cyrus' drive), I ended up on Brendon Small's wikipedia entry. It provided me with this tidbit of info:

"[Brendon Small] has recently completed the Dethklok album entitled The Dethalbum, in which he collaborates with Gene Hoglan to deliver an authentic melodic death metal sound while simultaneously retaining the light-hearted nature with which Small portrays the heavy metal sub-genre. The album debuted at #21 in the Billboard 200, making it the highest charting death metal album ever."

I am pretty sure that the failure of death metal as a likeable genre of music is the only thing between me and death. Keep failing you crazy Norwegians. Fail so that I may live.

A fun little time waster

Sitcom Star or Dictator?

Mmmmmmm Romance

Now I am just waiting for one of these things to come bounding through my window

Somebody should pay me to not write this

Ok, you can officially add Age of Apocalypse to Cyrus' list of stories he wants to personally rewrite for his own happiness (Star Wars Episodes 1-3, Six-String Samurai, and now AoA)

You should be playing Earthbound right now. Here's why:

ROMs Abound

So I was telling Marcello about this on the weekend. There is currently a fan translation for the game Mother 3, the long awaited sequel to, get this, Mother 2. For those who aren't big fans of the series, you'd know it better as Earthbound (a much better name). Anyways, since Nintendo poured money into the Earthbound advert campaign and America sent them a big "we don't give a fuck about boys in hats" response, they have decided that they will never share the Earthbound goodness with us again. But, happily some hackers have taken it upon themselves to translate the japanese game so yay. Here is their site:

http://mother3.fobby.net/

To get the actual ROM, which you need to play the game, here is my new favorite ROM site, DGEmu:

http://www.dgemu.com/index.html

The downside is that you have to register and have a limited amount you can DL in a given day. The upside is that this site's selection of games is unrivaled by anything I have ever seen. So I suggest going and getting the Japanese Mother 3 ROM, and while you are at it, grab the Earthbound ROM and see what all the/my fuss is about.

You Can't Fuck with the Haggar

I'm back bitches

Got my room back. That's all.

Slow Motion Is A Sexy Technology

Stolen Shamelessly From Chris' Invincible Super-Blog

Ok, I was in boyscouts and it was never even half this awesome

Creepy Creepy Second Life

As if I didn't haven enough reasons to never go near Second Life. Pretty much anything where furries make up a major part of the user base is not for me. But, I guess I just didn't really know what Second Life was really about. Read this article:

http://secondlife.reuters.com/stories/2007/02/23/second-life-sketches-please-stop-doing-that-to-the-cat

I gotta say, this almost makes me want to try out Second Life. You know, in that same way that you open the lid of a port-o-potty to see what all the fuss is about. Mmmmm, yeah... I can almost picture it now. Here are some quotes from the article:

"Therefore, Slave Bill flopped on to the floor as his wooden sex horse vanished from under him."

"I think they were going into direct competition with the sex club two sims north, which was helpfully named The Sex Club."

"and it remains hard to believe I’m typing these words — erotic underground toilet"

Uhhhhhhh

http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Michael/2670/We-live-in-strange-times.html?login=no

Well, I have been outdone...

Goddamnit! Sam's Steampunk modder was way more hardcore than mine. Fine, I concede. But I will concede epicly by posting this must see from Datamancer.net. Behold, the aptly titled: "FUN WITH FETUSES"

http://www.datamancer.net/fetuses/fetuses.htm

I appreciate fine art.

It is difficult to say which of Brandon Bird's paintings is the best, but if forced to pick, I would have to go with Lazy Sunday Afternoon.

I Love Anything Titled _ _ _ _ Punk

Cyberpunk, Steampunk, you name it. Check this out:

I gotta say, I haven't seen much computer part modding, but that is the sweetest of it all. Here is the guy's site with other awesome Steampunk mods: http://www.steampunkworkshop.com/index.shtml

I Know What You Like!

Haha, seems that I have the upper hand now. Peta (you'll never read this), Fabian (you probably won't either), we now have an opening for social and mental domination of the wester world.

Go to this blog:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Sigh, videos are hard to post...

So originally I was trying to put up a video of the hottest new T.V. show from the greatest artistic mind of our time. That failed. So now I will just link you to the show's site. If at all possible, watch the trailer for the pilot. I am sure you will be impressed. Especially Marcello. To get you excited for the show, here is an excerpt from the show's synopsis area:

"In the pilot, Mariana is obses about bugs in her apartment, Monica catches her boyfriend Den in bed with Patrick. Princess Penelope arrives and Darren sings the song with tenants for her. Richard becomes Princess Penelope's butler, handyman Ed prepares a birthday party for Bebe."

Check out the show: http://theneighborssitcom.com

Dr. Macdoo

$5 to anyone who can figure out the lyrics without resorting to google or other trickery.

It's All About Style

Laugh Out Loud

Chris Pirillo showing us the after effects of providing tech support for 15 hours straight.

Enjoy

Itsa Her, Holy Crap!

So that new young hotness, Natalie Mendoza (Juno in the Descent) is a figure from my teenage highschoolhood. She played the ever fleeting love interest of Dar, that's right: Dar, THE BEAST MASTER. I loved that show. 1. it had all sorts of goofy fantasy action and 2. it had all sorts of attractive women, such as, that new young hotness, Natalie Mendoza. Man I wish they would re-run Beastmaster, Hercules, and Xena. But not Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. Cuz that show sucked.

Cosplay Cross-Dressing Works Out for Everyone

Also, by the way...

holy shit:

Damn You Youtube

Awww man, I clicked on of the "now being watched" links on Youtube's homepage and it revealed a hidden Smash Bros character. I am happy about the character. But it just sucks. Be ever vigilant my brothers. Ever vigilant...

When did Cracked Magazine get funny again?

We all remember Cracked Magazine from our childhoods. It was a fairly standard Mad Magazine ripoff, with parodies of movies that seemed funny if you were a seven year old, and not a whole lot else.

Well, either they've picked up their game, or I've regressed to an infantile state, or both, because I have been reading their site and laughing my ass off.

Particular subjects of amusement?

The 5 Most Badass US Presidents

Excerpt:

When the 1828 election rolled around, a lot of people were terrified when they heard Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was running. If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a fucking lunatic.

[...]

On one occasion, he challenged a man named Charles Dickinson to a duel, (the reason behind it wasn't important, not to us and certainly not to Jackson), and Jackson was even kind enough to give Dickinson the first shot. We're gonna go ahead and repeat that: In a duel with pistols, Jackson politely volunteers to be shot at first. Dickinson happily obliged and shot Jackson, who proceeded to shake it off like it was a bee sting. When Jackson returned the favor, Dickinson was not so lucky, and that's why his face isn't on the twenty. The bullet, by the by, remained in Jackson's body for 19 years because, we assume, Jackson knew that time spent removing the bullets would just fall under the general category of "time not dueling," Jackson's least favorite category.

The Nine Manliest Names in the World

Excerpt:

#1.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The Name:
Holy shit! Just ... holy shit.

Fightmaster is the kind of name we all wish we were born with. And, the irony is that it's the one name that will prevent you from ever having to actually fight anybody. If you ever get into a scuffle at a bar, before the fists start swinging, people would pull the other guy back shouting, "No you fool! He's Max Fightmaster! Think about this for a second!"

Max Fightmaster. Holy shit.

Photoshop... mmmboy

So most people, when they see this picture they see a cute father and baby moment. Ahh the joys of parenting/babydom:





But I know what YOU saw and so did I. Here is what I see when I see this picture:

LEGEND OF HELL YEAH!

The best touch in my opinion is those crappy shirts they're all wearing. Those kinds of shirts were so big and very much sucked.

More random imagery

A part of me thinks I should perhaps contribute more than just odd pictures I saw online and thought were funny. But that part is being blissfully ignored by the part that finds stuff like this hilarious:

Addiction = Good?

So, as some of you may know, I have an addiction to avatar creators and free Korean MMOs (all of which are aimed at Asian teen-year-olds, sigh). Anyway, normally this leads me to the depths of human existance, but I found something pretty awesome, for once. It is called Rumble Fighter and I think it would be to your benefit to check it out.

http://rf.ogplanet.com/

It is not the game which will change your life, but it is definitely an online versus beat em up supporting up to 8 player matches. My aim is for it fulfill my asswhupping needs until Smash Bros. The one thing I will say, definitely go through all the tutorial stuff first because the tutorial is simple and understandable whereas trying to read the instructions is SOOOOO confusing.

One Question:

What the fuck broadcast tv?

That's where I first saw this mind you...

Dangerous Creatures

This looks kinda sweetness. Nice to see some inovative third-paty games.

http://kotaku.com/356944/wii-infested-with-deadly-creatures?autoplay=true

uh...HUH

This is in direct response (sorta) to Cyrus's post of how my life might have turned out. It COULD be true, but all my friends in high school and college were slackers not quirky/obsessive/smiley otakus. We also didn't have lush green fields anywhere near us. ALSO, I would NEVER have my hair be as long as those damn otakus, NEVER. THOUGH I will say that that girl was pretty cute and SHOCK looked hot in a school girl outfit. ANYWAY, large capitalized words aside, this is the one positive thing I got out of Cyrus's damn post.

Question...

So, I'd be lying if I said I knew anything about Death Metal, but is Dethklok based specifically on this band (Vader). I was watching some Zero Punctuation reviews and it led me to look up the Witcher which led me to the official Witcher music video by Vader. Maybe there are a lot of Death Metal guys who look just like Dethklok, but something was a little too eerily right about this.

Otaku are some weird folks

In another world, in another place, this could have been you Marcello

MGS fans

This is jaw dropping amazing, especially if you've played the game.

This pretty much sums up what I'll be like as a father...

Just read it, so I must...

It's Not Unusual!...oh wait, yes it is.

Bless you Tom Jones for setting a precedent for when I become famous.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/music-news-story/ar/_a/singers-chest-hair-insured-for-millions/20080206104209990001

Have I already posted about one of these?

Well if I did, fuck it. I have been randomly curious about what type of D&D character I would be if my personality was ported into the game. Here is the best stupid personality test for this I have found as well as the best one of those types of tests I have encountered. Be warned, it is long ass long.

http://easydamus.com/character.html

Check it out.

Colbert vs Stewart vs Conan

I didn't even know about this until about 5 minutes ago but it's pretty amazing and I believe it to be worth mentioning:

Peta and Marcello, GET ON IT!

Ok, I have a job for you two and your fancy netflix accounts. Screw every movie you ever wanted to see, I have a movie that needs to be at the top of one of your lists. The movie is called Hostile Environment in the US and Watership Warrior everywhere else. It is starring Brigitte Nielsen and balding strong man, Matthias Hues. I saw the beginning of it on either Telemundo or Telefutura. All I can say is: empty milk carton chase scene with exploding bullets. Please, Please get this movie.

Smash Bros. Info Lock-Down

Sigh, so if you haven't see the new notice on Smash Bros. Dojo, go ahead and read it for yourself now. If you don't feel like it, basically, Smash Bros was just released in Japan today and, in turn, the Dojo is changing the nature of its info releases. Starting next week, the daily info releases will be about secret characters, modes, and stages. So if you want to maintain the awe of the secrets, you basically can't go to the Dojo.

So, I am requesting that we put the Last Blog on a code red info lockdown about Smash Bros. I don't want to hear the secrets at all (as much as I do) so if you continue going to the Dojo or accidentally wander into a Wikipedia spoiler, as I am sure I will, please don't mention it on the blog in any way that would blow the secret. Thanks guys.

I woke up this morning...

Ok, so when I woke up this morning, 1 question popped into my mind, for some reason. It is a question everybody has asked, though very few people know. Possibly because the truth isn't shocking or really frightening, just a little sad. Can you get a tattoo on your dick. The answer... well look through this list of really bad tattoos. Obviously it's not safe for work, although it's only because of maybe one or two pictures related to the aforementioned subject.

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html

Outside of the originial question behind this search, there really is some quality, hillarious stuff. It makes me wonder if people really realize that tattoos are permanent.

Why I Love America

Oh Spam, you silly devil.

At work I have to go through my Junk mail every few days. Don't want clients' ads getting thrown out now do we? As a result I am forced to skim over a quadrillion ads for penis enlargement, stocks, pharmacies and such. Every once in a while I come along subjects that just make me laugh. Here are a few from just today's browsing:

Skeleton Unreal
They are constantly, slowly, killing me and then sucking the life out of me.
Almost everyone we spoke to said 'My God, that sounds difficult.
undertow self-consciously
There will be no more room in your pants once you try this
A Dream is a Wish
Righteous software - righteous price
The easy and LAZY way to make profits.
Try this and you're welcome in the world of s'e_xual giants!
No need to apply to surgery!

Everyone loves puppies

The Fighter:


The Confused:


The Vocalist:

Cyrus? Cyrus?!? CYYYYYYYYRRUUUUUUUUUSS!!!!

http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2008/01/svgls-official-metal-gear-solid.html

Everyday Superhero

We haven't had much good discussion in while so I thought I'd put out something.

If you could have a super power, but it had to be a minor type super power related to simplifying your life or cleaning or whatever like that, what would your super power be.

Just some examples I came up with:

Organization Vision - Allows you to switch into a mode of vision in which objects are color coordinated by the group you might want to put them into.

Cleaning Glands - A series of glands in you arms that spray various cleaning solutions: febreeze, windex, bleach, etc.

Vacuum Feet - your feet are vacuums...?

Ok, well if you come up with any good ones, just jot em down and tell us all. Also, which of yours would you prefer. I for one would be helped greatly by Organization Vision.

Sesame Punk....with sprinkles...

Despite the horrific homosexual rumors and tendencies that are spread throughout the community about these two, I know for a fact that they can still rock their faces off!

One creepy ass hoax... assuming it is a hoax

So my sister sent me this link from youtube. Definitely check it out.



From my preliminary research, it's almost assuredly a manipulation of other events, but still. It is a little too close to reality for me to feel comfortable with it.

MMO Psychology Drop-Kick

I was looking up something about MMOs. Wait, what was I looking up. Crap, I hate how wikipedia gives you information that you are impressed with to the point that you forget what you were orginally looking up. Anyways, I found out that there have been a number of behavioral studies of people while playing them. One particular researcher came up with 4 classes of players based on game mentality. Another researcher then created a simple 30 question test which, with relative accuracy, can determine which type of player you are. You see where this is going.

http://www.guildcafe.com/zTakeQuest.php?questid=2&qid=1

I know we all don't have the same experience and interest in MMOs, so just answer the questions in terms of what you think you would do. Below is a wikipedia link with further info on the 4 types. Try to take the test before you look up the types to get a more truthful result.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartle_Test

The Horrors of Tech Support

For my first post I thought I should make you all aware of the very real horror that is associated with providing Technical Support over the phone. While the example that I provide you with today is somewhat extreme, I thought it was still valid and should give your mind a good starting point.

Note: This is not my call, nor do I work for Dell.

Behold

THE MOTHERLOAD

I like stupid videos. I really like stupid videos. Behold the motherload. For example:

http://www.maniacworld.com/Skittles-Touch.html

Just check out the site in general, it seems to have a lot of amazing things.

http://www.maniacworld.com/video-archives-July-2007.html

P.S. Has anybody seen that Skittles commercial before? I haven't but maybe it's because I hardly watch TV and don't have cable.

What do you call a magazine on the internet?

So basically, the Neely obsession led me to this place: http://chiefmag.com/

Seems like a pretty cool little place with artist interviews and such sort of such. Just for their rep, they have a Brad Neely interview AND, when I went to their frontpage, there was this:



Shit, nuff said bitches. One

Re: Star Calibur

Why this is almost a topic worth blogging about! Like when does a franchise hit the right note by branching out into other franchises and when is it just cross-over kill.

Obviously Smash's original concept of Nintendo fighters is gold and is now going f-ing platinum by having sweet non-Nintendo characters like Snake and Sonic. Soul Calibur 2's was very hit or miss. Link-Cool. Heihachi-Huh?, Spawn-Fuck You Todd. Though I did like that each character was on a logical system. Spawn being on the Xbox is almost too perfect.

I'll come up with more later, but one I really liked was the Halo Spartan in Dead or Alive 4. I only saw it once but I read about the genesis of her creation and why it's not Master Chief and it was a really cool idea.

That thing I was talking about...

You might've already seen it, but remember the time I talked about that skit on Whitest Kids... Well, I found it.

http://www.ifc.com/series?aId=21510

From there go to Episode 106. It is called "I want to kill the president." On a related note, you should also check out episode 105, "John Wilkes Booth," and, on a related note to that one, Episode 101, "Abraham Lincoln."

Enjoyment will ensue, I know it. Also I pre-ordered SMash Bros... It's nice having a Gamestop within 5 minutes.

LOL WTF?

I knew you'd dig on Olimar. But you know what newly introduced characters are really brain frying insaneo?

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29535.html

P.S. After my bout of STD Games, I decided to pick up some No More Herpes. I feel better. Though I heard from the doctor that you caught a nasty case of Soul Clamydia IV. Damn shame.

Only 1 month until Brawl and they finally dropped Olimar

Oh man. So, I am getting ever increasingly frothy about Smash Bros Brawl, especially seeing as it is exactly one month from release. That is, if it doesn't get pushed back or changed around or any of that. Anyways, to commemorate my over-excitement I am sending my Wii number to everyone who I know has a Wii. Dan and Andrew, my assumption is that you are Wii type of guys. Mi numero de Wii es

3277 0993 8627 0929

Ok, so you guys should post yours as well. And Marcello, nobody loves you or wants your Wii number. Especially seeing as I am afraid that just having it in my system might cause the spread of one of your heinously disgusting VGDs (Metal Gear Syphilus... gross). That's it I guess.

P.S. can any of you all wave dash?
P.P.S. Gonorrhea of War

Female McDonald?

Response

Here's my response to you saying there should be voice on Smash Brothers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xnf3cTSzF0

Ill... That's just ill.

Work safe, but seriously, that's pretty weird.

Mango Fucking Sentinel

This is easily THE best trash-talking ever.

BLARGH a lot!

I've been so busy lately, I've barely even had time to think about this blog. Between it being busy at work, the holidays, my dad being sick, hanging out with friends and everything else I'm just too exhausted to even think about anything poignant to write. I hope it slows down a little this month because I'm moving (though not very far) in february and that is never relaxing. The most chill thing I've done lately is play Mario Galaxy. It's a little easy, but I'm kind of enjoing that and the game is just so gorgeous to look at. The style along with the unique and quirky platforming aspect make it a breath of fresh air.